Anyways, I actually looked at my resolutions before New Years (usually I just fail):
1. Write at least 3 times a week
2. Learn guitar or bass guitar
3. Create a blog
4. Be optimistic
5. Get a record player
So I actually did stuff. I wrote a lot, I can play Freight Train on the Youngling's guitar, I (obviously) made NIKI, I'm kinda optimistic (ha, yeah right) and yeah. I didn't get a record player, but I did buy an Alice Cooper record for my cabin which... doesn't count. But still.
After that, I flipped through the rest of the book and decided there were some things funny enough to make
THE 2012
SACRED LeNERD BOOK of STUFF
GRAND TOUR!!!
Fancy.
STOP ONE: 2005-2006
Resolutioner: The Youngling
I cannot get over how adorable this is. Three year old Youngling. HE'S SO CUTE.
STOP TWO: 2007-2008
Resolutioner: KT LeNerd
Okay, what the heck is this? It does not sound safe. I'm actually pretty sure this game was not actually a designated, titled activity, but just my very very exaggerative imagination working.
How does one climb half a mountain...?
Pretty sure an eight year old can't legally start a business, but it's a smiley face, nonetheless.
And write a book??? The only finished book I've ever written is a seven page Jack and Annie fanfic when I was 5. But apparently I wrote one in second grade too.
WHY IS IT A STRAIGHT FACE? I was still learning single-handed Ode to Joy in second grade!
I also saw the Youngling's saying for this year:
Me: Whoa. That's... deep... He was, what, five when he said this? Seriously-
Then I saw my saying on the page before:
Me:..... Gotcha.
STOP THREE: 2008-2009
Resolutioner: The Youngling
.... What?
Resolutioner: KT LeNerd
.... Again, where did this come from?
STOP FOUR: 2010-2011
Resolutioner: The Youngling
I'm just gonna let this one speak for itself.
And then the next year...
STOP FIVE: 2011-2012
Resolutioner: The Youngling
In case we weren't clear. Note the actual, as opposed to.... what...?
More or less, he did manage to poke a cow at the State Fair (did I already say that in September?), so we'll see what he comes up with next.
Thus ends our pre-'13 tour. Stay tuned for New Years Resolutions | After, which will *hopefully* be out tomorrow!!!
xx Kati